Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favourite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2 of 10

Elf:
[x] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips. (Maybe not, but still!)
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker. (With things I actually want to work on!)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 7 of 10

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[ ] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favourite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4 of 10

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewellery.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 5 of 10

Harpy/Siren:
[x] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their faces.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man. (Yes, I am a man.)
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 7 of 10

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for travelling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewellery or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 4 of 10

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.  That’s just stereotypical!
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you. (Are you kidding?! Sharp objects are great things to play with!)
Total: 8 of 10

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 8 of 10

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely. (Used to…
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favourite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 2 of 10

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat. (Vegetarian, but I still love meat XD)
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (I’d love to!)
[ ] You make grunts and moan a lot.
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slowly.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself. (Afraid? Sounds like fun!)
Total: 8 of 10

So I’m a zombified, vampiric werewolf!

Stole it from Seme-chan...XD

Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[x] You like making others blush.
08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex .
10-[x] You like romantic- funny anime.
11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L .
12-[x] You have listened to “An Café”.
13-[x] You like listening to it.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café”.
15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy.
16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-
18-[x] You like plushies.
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27-[ ] You're easily to trick/convince.
28-[x] Some men scare you.
29-[x] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[x] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.
34-[ ] You like j-pop.
35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.
37-[x] You smile with no reason.
38-[x] You usually are very positive.
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.

24/40...shit XD

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush

[x] You have been called a blonde

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

[ ] You sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[ ] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[ ]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Number of x's: 25

75% Stupid

Well it wasn't as bad as Uke's score 8D Lol

Gah! So this summer hasn't turned out quite so great as I expected and it may just make it into second place on the Worst Times of My Life list, but hey! Best not wallow in grief! Let us remember the good times of this holiday in a long, annoying and time wasting list:

1. Hoozarh! Summer began! And I had to pick the two subjects (Latin and Art) which gave us homework for the summer </3

2. Long few weeks of doing practically nothing

3. ZOMG I died.

4. Camping in France! Two long weeks of eating chococlate, avoiding the sun (very sucessfully!) and having our tent mauled by cats.

5. And we are now to the present date! Only a few days left to go and I haven't done any homework! HURRAY FOR ME!

And hurray for the official Summer of Failure!

[ And to all those people on my MSN, no I did NOT dye my hair blonde, nor did I get a tan XD I lul at all who fell for it! Hurray for pale gothy emoness! ]

Your internet crashed, what are you going to do next?
Go watch TV or complain to my Mum and blame it on her laptop and the crappy wireless internet :]

Have you ever pierced something the old fashion way with a needle?
My God, no

Ever eaten an entire thing of frosting?
Nuu…I'm not THAT much of a pig.

Last person you slept next to?
Mmm…Alice when she slept round for karate

Do you own any cassettes?
Uh…no O.o

Have you read To Kill A Mockingbird?
Never heard of it…

Would you kill your neighbour?
Nuuu I likes my neighbours ^^

Where's your bedroom located?
Second floor, end of the hallway on the right. Biggest bedroom (y)

What's the last movie you saw at home?
Umm…retty Woman

What does your last text say?
"Elli I figured our what I wanna do when im older! " - From Near (Alice)

Who have you talked to most today?
Olivia discussing the next Duke of Edinburgh trip (y)

Do you carve pumpkins every year?
My dad does it, I usually cant be bothered…far to busy biting and mentally scarring the tiny trick or treaters

What were you doing 10 minutes ago?
Uhh…getting changed O.o…

Color of your shirt?
Oooo, it's white with a badly drawn blue dog on it :] 

I'm always...
Your mum :]

What color is your tooth brush?
Tis purple! <3

Whats your favorite season?
Winter if it snows

How are you feeling right now?
Bored…why else would I be doing this annoyingly long…whatever this thing is called o.o

What did you do the past weekend?
You expect me to remember what I did an entire week ago?

How many times have you moved?
I haven't moved :]

Would you do anything for someone else?
Depends who it was o.o

Have you ever been called a punk/emo?
Indeed I has

Was yesterday better than today?
Yeah it was looooads more fun

What is your ring tone?
I dunno…I can't remember it - my phone is always on vibrate

Do you have a favorite number?
13 ^^

Are your grades good?
Yes, but to me they're never good enough

Do you hate anyone/anything?
Yes

Does your best friend have a myspace?
Indeed they do.

If you could meet anyone who would it be?
Dani Filth, Marilyn Manson ooooor Mana I loves them all <3<3<3

Last time you went out to lunch?
Uh…I don’t remember

Do you have any music you're ashamed of?
No! I love all of my music and to anyone who doesn’t like it SCREW YOU!

How old will you be in 8 months?
15 ^^

Do you think you'll be married by then?
I'm married right now.

Do you have one or more Britney Spears cds?
No! Kill the bitch! She fails!

Do people ever spell or pronounce your name wrong?
Well I get called Ellis occasionally…tis most annoying

Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
When I can be bothered to be I likes the organisation.

Do you know how to knit?
…no.

Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
Eh…?

Physics or chemistry?
Chemistry :] Makes things go BOOM!

When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
Night…I get up to late in the mornings :]

Road trip or fly?
Probably road trip :]

What instrument would you like to learn?
Umm…either piano or violin ^^

Did you used to watch Hey Arnold?
OMG YES! Who didn't love to watch football head?

Ever have a water balloon fight?
Yes But most of the balloons died before we threw them

Do you like dodgeball?
Yes

What are you listening to?
Still Doll by Kanon Waukesha <3

Are you tired?
Not really…

What are you up to next weekend?
Ima sit on the computer all day and makes SIMs do inappropriate things :]

Left or Right foot?
*looks at feet*…Woooow…I never knew I had those

Most random thing in your room?
This little frog fishing game thingy I won at the expo

Ever see the Saw movies, were they scary?
Nuuu, my mummy won't let me see them ¬¬

Do you get cold a lot?
Uh…not really…

Close your eyes, turn around, count to ten and open your eyes, what do you see?
A piece of blue tack stuck to the wall…

Ever talk back to a teacher?
Talk back? I yelled back XD

Chapstick or Lipgloss?
Chapstick ftw.

What time do you get up for school?
Wake up at half 6...get up about 7 O.o…

Ever go to a tanning bed?
Tan? Yeah right

What is below you?
A chair and a floor aaand…the living room o.o

What pet do you wish you had?
Hmm…do vampires count as pets?

Do you use conditioner?
..who doesn't? O.o…

Did you go to pre school?
Yus :]

What is the color of your cellular telephone?
Black

Does your middle name start with an M, an R, or a P?
Nope…tis a D ^^

When was the last time you listened to the radio; And do you remember what was playing?
I can't remember either

How close is your local fire department?
About a gazillion miles away.

Do you think English the hardest language to learn?
Nope…apparently it's pretty simple compared to some other languages O.o

How long after your shower do you walk around naked, or in your towel?
Half an hour to an hour at least

If you have an iPod CASE, what colour is it?
I don't have a case O.o…It'd probably be black or purple if I did

Favorite orange food?
Uh…tinned ravioli

What does your mom grow in your garden?
Grass…and some other things which are all dead and crusty

What is currently occupying the USB cable plugs in the back ( Or front) of your computer?
The ipod thingy I never use

Would you like ice cream right now?
Not really O.o…

What do you think of facial piercings?
I like them, but there is no way I'm ever getting any

Who actually got you into doing surveys?
Geo baka and Fi O.o…lus I had nothing else to do

Did your shoe laces come with your shoes?
Indeed they did.

What is/was for dinner tonight?
Uh…I dunno…a roast dinner of some sort

What does your oldest sibling do for a living?
My step sister is a pharmacist O.o

Do you ever crave simple things like Kraft Dinner?
Wtf is a Kradt Dinner!?…Well anyway, I usually get cravings for pasta or tin food…or chocolate

Are there any beanie babies with your birthday?
I dunno…I always take the tags off

Which of your friends' parent's is the best cook?
Alice's dad (y) lol

What color is your toaster?
Silver…tis shiiiney 

What color is your webcam?
White and silver

Do you like lightning?
Yus tis pretty!

Have you ever cut someone else's hair?
Noooooo…*innocent look*

Rain or sunshine?
Rain if I can stay inside Sun buuuurrns.

Where were you at 2:02 AM this morning?
Wouldn't you like to know? >;D

What was the first thing you said this morning?
"Thanks…" (Dad got me some tea )

What are you doing tomorrow?
School T-T

How's your heart lately?
The stitches came a little loose yesterday…needs a band aid (y)

Think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Mmm…not sure.

Does anything hurt you on you at the moment?
Yes, but that’s none of your business

What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
Sleeping…what else?

Have you ever driven without a license?
Nooooo…of course not O.o…

What is making you happy at the moment?
My meaningless optimism

Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Uh…robably…I don’t know O.o…

Do you drink tea?
All the time

Whose car did you drive in last and where to?
Uhh…I don’t know who's car it was or where we were going …

Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
No! What idiot would do that?

Where do you like to keep your money?
In a draw in a dolphin piggy bank

Do you watch the news daily?
I watch BBC News every morning

What were you doing at 12:00 PM?
SIMS <3

Are you wearing socks?
Nuuu.

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
No! It'll make my hair fall out

What's the closest white thing to you?
a piece of paper with crappy doodles on it

Do you know anyone who's pregnant?
A teacher or two…

Is something bothering you?
Yes

Where are you?
In my bedroom O.o…

Do any of your jeans have rips, tears and/or holes in them?
Um…I don't think so…

What are you wearing?
Jeans and the doggy tshirt I mentioned earlier

Did you get a full eight hours of sleep lastnight?
More than that I loves the weekend <3

Could you live without a computer?
No! Computers = <3

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?
I haven't kissed anyone And what's wrong with braces!? X3

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Reeeeaaaally bright blue, red or purple

How many pillows on your bed?
5 lulz

Is there someone you can't stop thinking about?
Yes

When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard?
Uh…I dunno

What school did you attend in elementary?
Wth is an elementary school? I iz not American

Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Uh…me :]

Do you think you've gotten better looking since elementary?
I still don't exactly know what elementary is, but age has done be no favors

What was the last test you took and how did you do?
GCSE Science…haven't got the results yut

What show did you last watch?
A crappy music channel my mum put on while we ate dinner

What was the last meal you ate?
Dinner!

Do you give special ringtones to certain people?
I don't know how and if I did I probably couldn't be bothered Vibrate ftw.

What's the weather like outside?
Dull and windy…

Have you ever seen a 3D movie in theatres?
If by theatres you mean cinemas then yus I have Spy Kids 3D lulz

What was the last piece of advice you gave someone?
Be optimistic!

Whats your worst grade?
Um…D O.o…

What do you think about the person that called you last?
Uh…can't remember who called me I never pick up the phone (y)

How do you like your school?
Tis not bad

What piercings do you want to get?
NONE!

Have your friends ever seen you cry?
Yup.

Would you ever consider moving back to your hometown?
I've never moved

Describe your laugh?
Retarded O.o

What do you think about the person that last commented you?
Can't remember who it was…

Do you like Soulja Boy?
Who the fuck is Soulja Boy?…He can't be that good - his spelling is horrific

Who sings the song you last sang?
Bloodhound Gang Bad Touch lulz

How was last weekend?
I don't know, I can't remember O.o…

Does anyone love you?
Family and Friends do

Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't help it:
Nooo…I luvs everyone (some just less than others )

What does your 8th text say?
I only have 5 O.o…

The last song you listened to?
Monophobia by Moi dix mois <3

If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
OREO! X3

Favorite juice?
Blackcurrent

Have you had the chicken pox?
Yup…can't remember when though

Ever been to Mexico?
Nope…apparently they kill people that look even remotely emo

If a bear attacked you, would you know how to defend yourself?
Do the hamster dance!

Do you think it would be more fun to model or to shoot the photographs?
Screw that, I'd shoot the models They're all shallow stuck up bitches! X3 Damn their perfect bodies.

Do you like winter?
Only when it snows loads

Do you like fruit?
Not really…but I has to eat some or I'll die

How clean is your room?
Well…the ceiling is clean…

What are you excited for?
Uh…nothing atm…Life fails

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap?
Uh…robably…

Have you ever kissed in the snow?
Uh...no =/

Anyone who doesn't like you because of something you didn't do?
Probably, but I'm to bored to care

Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past 24 hours?
Ffs how many more questions are there gona be about kissing!?!?!?!? X3

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
If my mum counts as my alarm clock then yes…yes I do

If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
Use my amazing karate-ninja-weasel fighting techniques to kill it! (I.e. run up a tree screaming)